All My Kindle Books, Paperbacks, Podcasts and Audiobooks Released (So Far)

UK Amazon Author Page:-
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tom-Picton/e/B01MY6B93Q/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1
US Amazon Author Page:-
https://www.amazon.com/Tom-Picton/e/B01MY6B93Q/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2?qid=1484792169&sr=8-2

Carelessly collected and curated jokes by the good doctor, funnier than a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
Dr Pictons’ Joke Book: Laughter is the Best Medicine
UK:- http://amzn.eu/7cwBoz1
US:- http://a.co/7iKLSlx

Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4vdetTm
US:- http://a.co/6v2najV
This encyclopaedic reference, at times humorous and touching, informative and inspiring, includes Abraham Hicks, Richard Bandler, Aleister Crowley, Lucid Dreaming, Hypnagogia, the Mandela Effect, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Discordianism, Lynn Grabhorn, The Hero’s Journey, Immortality, the Afterlife, John Titor, Time Travel, The KLF, Lottery Magic, Memory Palace, Reinhold Niehbuhr, Astral Projection, Mind Machines, Picts, Kabbalah, Tarot, Robert Anton Wilson, Taoism, Subliminals, Taboos, UFOs, Visualisation, Manifestation techniques, Wilhelm Reich, Personality types, Yoga and Zany Conspiracies amongst its arcane and entertaining subject matter.

2 Weird 2 Wonderful: The Unravelling of Reality
My book Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful introduced a lot of mind-bending concepts and individuals, well, twenty-six to be exact, often with a connecting golden thread of liberty and thinking outside the box.
Here is a new collection of mavericks and reality unravelling subjects, covered in a little more depth, looking at the personalities and works of iconoclasts such as The Count of Saint Germain, Rasputin, Nikola Tesla, Wilhelm Reich, Carl Jung, Milton Erickson and Robert Monroe on to concepts such as reframing, metaphors, general semantics, non-duality, thinking yourself happy, Books of the Dead, The Muse and the Theory of Everything.
Strap yourself in, it’s going to be quite a ride!
UK:- http://amzn.eu/cbBFVm5
US:- http://a.co/43aO0QL

A loveable rogue with an eye for the ladies is launched into a world of out of body experiences under the watchful eye of a tetchy dwarf with help from an agoraphobic neighbour and a rapper and facing foes including a demon psychiatrist, evil landlord and a god or two. Much bacon is eaten, beer drunk and wisecracks uttered in this epic tale where true life meets fantasy in the novel
Astral Projects:-
US:- http://a.co/hWaZE3c
UK:- http://amzn.eu/0Etu59K

After the antics of Astral Projects the twin threat of Ernie, Eric the dwarf’s evil twin and Rob contracting a bad case of Oneitis and falling for a woman are amongst frenemies, much out of body shenenigans, fried chicken, sex, drugs, sausage rolls and much relationship and dating insight ending with what else- a battle to stop Donald Trump.
Astral Projects Two: Twin Trouble
UK:- http://amzn.eu/9JS9Umt
US:- http://a.co/d51zsYM

Includes the secret blueprint of life, naughty but funny poems about Jesus and the Devil, a rap, the censored story of Adam, Eve and Steve, the story with most double entendres of all time, the texts of a scoundrel to his prey, an inside look at a woman’s mind and Christmas fun in the trenches. I guarantee it will make you laugh and maybe gasp…
Horrible Heresies: The Lost Chapters of Astral Projects
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4oAjwlC
US:- http://a.co/0k77xom

A mysterious alpha male is new to the village. Jenny is a lonely café proprietor, what will happen when their paths cross, and what role will Vindaloo play? when it comes to romantic stories there is naan like it.
Not suitable for under 18s. Possibly not for over 18s either.
Vindaloove: A Romance Set in the Cosy Curry Cafe.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/6niEKtP
US:- http://a.co/85mTxYS

After the shock ending of Vindaloove, can there be any future for Brad and Jenny? Can there at least be more sex scenes? The answer to both questions is yes, readers.
Chicken Karma: A Second Helping from the Cosy Curry Cafe
UK:- http://amzn.eu/0Z3GPQA
US:- http://a.co/gkc4S06

Third in the Tandoori Trilogy of #chickenlit romantic erotica from the cosy curry café.
Jenny has to find a Quest to hold onto her alpha male Brad, but it leads to a showdown with the forces of Trump himself.
And a lot of sauciness. Including fanjita sauce. Can there be love across the wall? And who the hell is Montezuma?
Montezuma’s Revenge
UK:- http://amzn.eu/1vI1OYm
US:- http://a.co/iR0Xxcc

Advice For First Dates From The Love Gurus
Imagine if you will that Rob Wilson, womanizing protagonist of Astral Projects were to meet Brad, the love robot who romances Jenny in the Tandoori Trilogy.
By the way, Brad doesn’t know what happens to him at the end of “Montezuma’s Revenge”, so shush, okay?
In a nutshell we have a loved up Rob and a love robot who is programmed to seduce and sleep with women once only, chatting about how to relate to a woman on a first date. Conversation skills, Kino, use of sexy talk- what balance of love and lust and art and science will triumph?
UK:- http://amzn.eu/gPZ2HnL
US:- http://a.co/jie1d3k

Surely it was the end for Brad the love robot at the climax of Montezuma’s Revenge? And yet he appeared in “Advice For First Dates From The Love Gurus” with Rob from Astral Projects.
Find out what happened to him, real Brad, Jenny and all the Astral Projects crew in a brand new adventure that embraces mysticism in India and Devil City on the astral plane, with some old faces and even older jokes.
Delhi Belly
UK:- http://amzn.eu/aqGrX2T
US:- http://a.co/aysQTCe

Astral Projects: The Red Book
A new adventure for the Astral Projects crew, into the Collective Unconscious. Apart from their shadow selves there are a few surprises and the added horror of Donald Trump, Piers Morgan, Boris Johnston, Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kim Kardashian, Homer Simpson and Lord Voldemort to contend with.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/cReVEP9
US:- http://a.co/03pWXz5

The 4-Hour Body Diet worked miracles for me. I lost 9 and a half stone and it was the most pleasant diet I have ever been on. I eventually tried a few others which ended up being no good, so I am back with the Tim Ferriss slow carb way, but with a few tweaks for those of us who aren’t billionaires and especially who live in the UK.
Slow Carb Diet Suggestions For Weight Loss
UK:- http://amzn.eu/bl7PFYJ
US:- http://a.co/gyPsYOr

Slow Carb Secrets 2
The first version of this book was quite popular, for a book that just added some insights and tweaks to make The 4-Hour Body Diet more palatable, sustainable and feasible for non-billionaires (but give me time) living in the UK. More specifically Essex.
Time for an update, or perhaps even upgrade to include new material and tips for boosting testosterone and muscle as well as how slow carbing Tim-style, weight loss and muscle gain can be compatible with a vegan diet.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/gbr73eH
US:- http://a.co/8rfkyQi

Why follow other people’s diets? They are not the same as the unique and special you. Do you have diet superpowers you are unaware of? Find the bespoke diet that suits you, and you will be able to stick to it- and thrive!
The DIY Diet:-
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4IRVPZx
US:- http://a.co/duaJpCj

The Fatalism Diet
UK:- http://amzn.eu/0nurjLF
US:- http://a.co/5IALCor
Fat to slim? Will this diet save your sanity or kill you?
So-called experts assume people can lose weight through will power, but what if there is no such thing as free will?
All the bullying would be all the more unfair!
This book explores the philosophies of fatalism, existentialism, nihilism and absurdism and finds a solution to weight loss that solves the age old debate as to whether we have free will…

A quick to read yet incredibly powerful guide to increasing that Holy Grail hormone for alpha males, testosterone, based on all the best stuff out there and up to date for 2017. Anecdotes, food, drink, supplements, exercise and other key factors, this could be the most important book you ever read as a man. And has funny bits.
Ramping Up Testosterone
UK:- http://amzn.eu/iH3oaIN
US:- http://a.co/izusu5j

Spending a lot on money on your iPhone and Apps? Want to make some back? Here are a few ways to do it in comfort, and a bonus chapter on Kindle eBook authoring.
Making Money With Your iPhone
UK:- http://amzn.eu/hkQiPuA
US:- http://a.co/2evutw5

For those without Kindles, now in paperback:-
Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520483546/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NFUJybJC9CE7G
US:- https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Pictons-Z-Weird-Wonderful/dp/1520483546/ref=la_B01MY6B93Q_1_2_twi_pap_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486906530&sr=1-2
Astral Projects:-
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1520533047/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1486541629&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=Astral+projects
US:- https://www.amazon.com/Astral-Projects-Dr-Tom-Picton/dp/1520533047/ref=la_B01MY6B93Q_1_11_twi_pap_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486906530&sr=1-11
Astral Projects Two: Twin Trouble & Horrible Heresies:-
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520585578
US:- https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1520585578/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1487030470&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=tom+picton+astral&dpPl=1&dpID=41kgj%2BnHGwL&ref=plSrch
Advice For First Dates From The Love Gurus:-
UK:- http://amzn.eu/b1WSAo5
US:- http://a.co/frNaEN3

Audiobooks:-
Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful:-
Audible.com:
http://www.audible.com/pd/Nonfiction/Dr-Pictons-A-to-Z-of-the-Weird-and-Wonderful-Audiobook/B06WWL8L11
Audible.co.uk:
http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Non-fiction/Dr-Pictons-A-to-Z-of-the-Weird-and-Wonderful-Audiobook/B06X9LN9BB
Amazon.com:

iTunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/dr-pictons-a-to-z-of-the-weird-and-wonderful-unabridged/id1233868248

Picton’s Podcast:-
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/pictons-podcast/id1207677399

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