All My Kindle Books, Paperbacks, Podcasts and Audiobooks Released (So Far)

UK Amazon Author Page:-
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tom-Picton/e/B01MY6B93Q/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1
US Amazon Author Page:-
https://www.amazon.com/Tom-Picton/e/B01MY6B93Q/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2?qid=1484792169&sr=8-2

Carelessly collected and curated jokes by the good doctor, funnier than a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
Dr Pictons’ Joke Book: Laughter is the Best Medicine
UK:- http://amzn.eu/7cwBoz1
US:- http://a.co/7iKLSlx

Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4vdetTm
US:- http://a.co/6v2najV
This encyclopaedic reference, at times humorous and touching, informative and inspiring, includes Abraham Hicks, Richard Bandler, Aleister Crowley, Lucid Dreaming, Hypnagogia, the Mandela Effect, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Discordianism, Lynn Grabhorn, The Hero’s Journey, Immortality, the Afterlife, John Titor, Time Travel, The KLF, Lottery Magic, Memory Palace, Reinhold Niehbuhr, Astral Projection, Mind Machines, Picts, Kabbalah, Tarot, Robert Anton Wilson, Taoism, Subliminals, Taboos, UFOs, Visualisation, Manifestation techniques, Wilhelm Reich, Personality types, Yoga and Zany Conspiracies amongst its arcane and entertaining subject matter.

2 Weird 2 Wonderful: The Unravelling of Reality
My book Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful introduced a lot of mind-bending concepts and individuals, well, twenty-six to be exact, often with a connecting golden thread of liberty and thinking outside the box.
Here is a new collection of mavericks and reality unravelling subjects, covered in a little more depth, looking at the personalities and works of iconoclasts such as The Count of Saint Germain, Rasputin, Nikola Tesla, Wilhelm Reich, Carl Jung, Milton Erickson and Robert Monroe on to concepts such as reframing, metaphors, general semantics, non-duality, thinking yourself happy, Books of the Dead, The Muse and the Theory of Everything.
Strap yourself in, it’s going to be quite a ride!
UK:- http://amzn.eu/cbBFVm5
US:- http://a.co/43aO0QL

Kindle Kundalini : Writing Kindle Books and Recording Audiobooks and Podcasts for Fun and Profit
Okay, so the Picton publishing empire is more than a little tongue-in-cheek, like most of its books and podcasts, but with the information in this book, some creativity, graft and good fortune, this time next year you could be a millionaire, Rodders!
Step by step instructions and secret insider tips to create and sell Kindle Books, paperbacks, audiobooks, podcasts and blogs.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/glQSTGO
US:- http://a.co/1v1fCTX

A loveable rogue with an eye for the ladies is launched into a world of out of body experiences under the watchful eye of a tetchy dwarf with help from an agoraphobic neighbour and a rapper and facing foes including a demon psychiatrist, evil landlord and a god or two. Much bacon is eaten, beer drunk and wisecracks uttered in this epic tale where true life meets fantasy in the novel
Astral Projects:-
US:- http://a.co/hWaZE3c
UK:- http://amzn.eu/0Etu59K

After the antics of Astral Projects the twin threat of Ernie, Eric the dwarf’s evil twin and Rob contracting a bad case of Oneitis and falling for a woman are amongst frenemies, much out of body shenenigans, fried chicken, sex, drugs, sausage rolls and much relationship and dating insight ending with what else- a battle to stop Donald Trump.
Astral Projects Two: Twin Trouble
UK:- http://amzn.eu/9JS9Umt
US:- http://a.co/d51zsYM

Includes the secret blueprint of life, naughty but funny poems about Jesus and the Devil, a rap, the censored story of Adam, Eve and Steve, the story with most double entendres of all time, the texts of a scoundrel to his prey, an inside look at a woman’s mind and Christmas fun in the trenches. I guarantee it will make you laugh and maybe gasp…
Horrible Heresies: The Lost Chapters of Astral Projects
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4oAjwlC
US:- http://a.co/0k77xom

Astral Projects 3 (is the Magic Number) featuring The Essex Book of the Dead
Astral Projects 3 continues from the “Love Gurus” interlude where love robot Brad is added to the story through Delhi Belly and Red Book tales on to the Essex Book of the Dead itself. Much comedy, mystery based on real life supernatural experiences through the banterage of Rob, Bob, Eric and Puffy Imp and their bizarre frenemies. Oh, and some sex. It ends in an orgy.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/8AmSpMW
US:- http://a.co/c7YqjsB

Song To The Siren or “Hello Darkness, my old friend”.
Coffee is a drink of dark majesty, with mystical origins and amazing powers.
In this short read, Astral Projects short Eric’s coffee fuelled vision provides him with interesting facts, fables, gossip, tittle-tattle and trivia about this magical elixir, then a curveball is thrown as we tumble down the Rabbit Hole. Could The Siren he meets be killing famous musicians?
UK:- http://amzn.eu/eIKUuEP
US:- http://a.co/0hTrpvP

Purple is the New Green.

Boosting our good gut bacteria is important at the best of times, this book gives pointers as to why and how. But it is also the latest Astral Projects story and so has hidden depths, even beyond the large intestine, touching on the true nature of England itself and going back trillions of years…

UK:- http://amzn.eu/4ueMFeq

US:- http://a.co/89AJZkU

Advice For First Dates From The Love Gurus
Imagine if you will that Rob Wilson, womanizing protagonist of Astral Projects were to meet Brad, the love robot who romances Jenny in the Tandoori Trilogy.
By the way, Brad doesn’t know what happens to him at the end of “Montezuma’s Revenge”, so shush, okay?
In a nutshell we have a loved up Rob and a love robot who is programmed to seduce and sleep with women once only, chatting about how to relate to a woman on a first date. Conversation skills, Kino, use of sexy talk- what balance of love and lust and art and science will triumph?
UK:- http://amzn.eu/gPZ2HnL
US:- http://a.co/jie1d3k

Slow Carb Secrets 2
The first version of this book was quite popular, for a book that just added some insights and tweaks to make The 4-Hour Body Diet more palatable, sustainable and feasible for non-billionaires (but give me time) living in the UK. More specifically Essex.
Time for an update, or perhaps even upgrade to include new material and tips for boosting testosterone and muscle as well as how slow carbing Tim-style, weight loss and muscle gain can be compatible with a vegan diet.
UK:- http://amzn.eu/gbr73eH
US:- http://a.co/8rfkyQi

Why follow other people’s diets? They are not the same as the unique and special you. Do you have diet superpowers you are unaware of? Find the bespoke diet that suits you, and you will be able to stick to it- and thrive!
The DIY Diet:-
UK:- http://amzn.eu/4IRVPZx
US:- http://a.co/duaJpCj

Concise Low Price Advice on How to Make Exercise Nice as a Vice
The benefits of effective exercise.
A slim, sexy body. A feeling of wellbeing. Improved health.
It’s a no-brainer.
So what stops us?
Gyms can be expensive and a pain to get to. And will all the snobs there laugh at me? I would never have the time. Any excuse would do, to skip another session. And exercise seems so borrring…
Is there any way to make it interesting, fun, or even like a sin, that becomes addictive?
Chapters:-
Work Workout
TV Not-Station-ary
Fitness Elevator Music
Walking The Walk
Shop Until Your Weight Drops
Not Driving You To Drink
Apple Watch, Second Hand
Console Yourself
Pokemon Go For It
UK:- http://amzn.eu/8IoOXYI
US:- http://a.co/gBYbU9f

The Fatalism Diet
UK:- http://amzn.eu/0nurjLF
US:- http://a.co/5IALCor
Fat to slim? Will this diet save your sanity or kill you?
So-called experts assume people can lose weight through will power, but what if there is no such thing as free will?
All the bullying would be all the more unfair!
This book explores the philosophies of fatalism, existentialism, nihilism and absurdism and finds a solution to weight loss that solves the age old debate as to whether we have free will…

For those without Kindles, now in paperback:-
Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520483546/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NFUJybJC9CE7G
US:- https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Pictons-Z-Weird-Wonderful/dp/1520483546/ref=la_B01MY6B93Q_1_2_twi_pap_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486906530&sr=1-2
Astral Projects:-
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1520533047/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1486541629&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=Astral+projects
US:- https://www.amazon.com/Astral-Projects-Dr-Tom-Picton/dp/1520533047/ref=la_B01MY6B93Q_1_11_twi_pap_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486906530&sr=1-11
Astral Projects Two: Twin Trouble & Horrible Heresies:-
UK:- https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1520585578
US:- https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1520585578/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1487030470&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=tom+picton+astral&dpPl=1&dpID=41kgj%2BnHGwL&ref=plSrch
Advice For First Dates From The Love Gurus:-
UK:- http://amzn.eu/b1WSAo5
US:- http://a.co/frNaEN3

Audiobooks:-
Dr Picton’s A to Z of the Weird and Wonderful:-
Audible.com:
http://www.audible.com/pd/Nonfiction/Dr-Pictons-A-to-Z-of-the-Weird-and-Wonderful-Audiobook/B06WWL8L11
Audible.co.uk:
http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Non-fiction/Dr-Pictons-A-to-Z-of-the-Weird-and-Wonderful-Audiobook/B06X9LN9BB
Amazon.com:

iTunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/dr-pictons-a-to-z-of-the-weird-and-wonderful-unabridged/id1233868248

Picton’s Podcast:-
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/pictons-podcast/id1207677399

Looking for some of the previous classics? Slow Carb Secrets is now incorporated in Slow Carb 2, as is Ramping Up Testosterone. The Tandoori Trilogy “Vindaloove”, “Chicken Karma” and “Montezuma’s Revenge” are in the paperback of “Love Gurus” and the fourth book “Delhi Belly” along with “Astral Projects: The Red Book” are in Astral Projects 3. “Making Money With Your iPhone” is in a way better form in “Kindle Kundalini”. Simples!

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